THE SAUSAGE

Ah Beng and Ah Seng wanted got out drinking,but there have only 5 ringgit in their pocket...

"Wei not enough money la... how come ?" said Ah Beng to Ah Seng.
"Yeah not enough ... . If we add two of us still not enough " Ah Seng replied.

Thinking for a moment then Ah Seng got and idea.

"Wei you stop at hypermarket for a minute... i want buy some thing, and lend me your 5 ringgit." ask Ah Seng

After that Ah Beng drop Ah Seng at hypermarket, and Ah Seng return in few minute.


"WEI...! lu siau ar....! wat you wan do with that thing?"scold Ah Beng.
"Aiseh you wan drink anot? If wan follow my idea la..."Ah Seng explained.
Ah Beng agree and they drive to their location.

Then they arrive at Walks and find out all the bar, night club still open.
Piao mei everywhere from all around world.
They go to one bar and order double shots of 'Jack Daniels'.

Ah Beng told to Ah Seng "You see la... we got trouble leh where we got money to pay this?"
Ah Seng replied "Dun worry la..You remember that sausage ar?"
Ah Beng answered "Yalah you waste my 5 liinggit on that thng"
Ah Seng explain "Just befor we walk in this bar I stick that sausage trough my zipper." "All you must do is get on your knees and stick your mouth in it"
"Lu khi siau ar?" Ah Beng in shock.

But thinking of 2nd time, Ah Beng have no choice beside both of them are broke already.
The barman notice the disgusting work they do and order the bouncer kick their ass out from that bar....
They do the same action in another bar and all they kicked by bouncer plus they got their free drinks.

At the tenth bar Ah Beng said to Ah Seng "Wei.. you feel ok anot? I feel not well. I dun think i can do this any more.my mouth and my knees killing me meh?

Ah Seng replied "How you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar !"

MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA