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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Regular or Decaf

A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came
over to take his order. ". . .and to drink?" she asked. The man said he
would like coffee.*

The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the
man's lap when she stopped at the table.

"Oh my God! I am so sorry!"

"That's OK," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a
napkin. "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?"

"Regular," she replied.

"Oh great ... now this thing is going to be up all night!"


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Friday, August 20, 2010

Kam ............................. PEI...... !

A Chinese man and an English man were dining in a restaurant.

The Chinese man lifted his glass up and made a toast to the English man,
"Kan Pei!" (meaning 'Cheers'). The English man was confused but he continued
eating.

This happened a few times and whenever the Chinese man wanted to drink he
would always say "Kan Pei!".

The English man only nodded and silently continued to drink and eat.

Not long after, the Chinese man once again said, "Kan Pei!" whilst lifting up
his glass.

This time, the English man put down his cutlery and angrily said to the
Chinese man,

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"It’s all right if you CAN’T PAY!. I'll pay!

So just shut up.

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