Ah beng with lawnmower

Once every two week Ah beng lawn the grass around his house. This to keep his grass tip top.
he knows his wife Ah lian loves short short grass.
(wei!!! what you laughing for...........)

A quarter a miles away Ai ling just fired her garderner before that gardener lawn her grass around her house
(stop..... laughing)

So Ai ling drove her car and patrolling around that area to find someone to instant hire to just cut the grass. Then she saw Ah beng lawn the grass. Ai ling thinks Ah beng was the part time garderner. You know weekends, fuel hikes, cost of living keep rise.Everyone's find part time job for quick cash.

So Ai ling get out from the car and go towards Ah beng.

Ai ling : Mister....... how much you charge for mowing the lawn>

Ah beng : **Ah beng just keep quiet**

Ai ling thinks Ah beng cannot hear due to mowing machine was too loud so she rise her voice up
Ai ling : MISTER !!!!!!!!!! HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE FOR MOWING THE LAWN...

Ai ling thinks may be that question, Ah beng don't understand at all. So Ai ling try another question.
Ai ling : Well, what does the lady of the house pay you?

Ah beng : She doesn't pay me at all. She let me sleep with her every night.

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