Narrator :
This happen some where in deep deep Asia jungle. Jeane wife of TarzanAsia was doing chores in their tree house. Then at no reason baby Beng start cried.
Jeane :
Aiyoh........ why. . . . ? beng beng always cry wan geh?
Narrator :
Jeane take baby Beng and went out side and start breastfeed baby Beng. Then Betty the buffalo see Jeane breastfeed her baby.
Betty the buffalo :
Hey Jeane why you always stop your want feed your offspring wan geh?
Jeane :
I know la you can lanshi la. Your can do 2 works in 1 time.
Narrator :
At this time Betty junior calf come and sucking but notice some thing.
Betty junior calf :
Mama you shitting again lor........... I lost my appetite ledi.
Narrator :
At this time Elly the elephant come in. As you know Elly has a blubber mouth.
Elly the elephant :
Eeee ........ Jeane I want to ask something very long time.
Jeane :
Okay! shoot.
Elly the elephant :
Why your breast at your chest? Not normally I see at back ?
Betty the buffalo :
Elly ! why you always like that hah?
Narrator :
At this time Cammy the camel walk pass by.
Elly the elephant :
What...... ! ? . I say wrong meh? You see cammy. Hers breast at back. not weird meh?
Cammy the camel ( Cammy ' tulan ' already by heard that ) :
Wei! Elly I want ask you. Why all your clan have dick at face ?
Elly the elephant :
So we no need do doggie style. We can get better aim and accurate all time. ( laugh )
Jeane :
Niamah la you.
Narrator :
Then they saw Timmy the tiger running out from the bush with big laugh. and followed by Manny the monkey and Cocka the crocodile.
Timmy the tiger :
Wei Manny did you saw what I saw? I saw you at top of that tree you also can't stand leh?
Manny the monkey :
I saw also what you saw. He with us so long now I olny know why he diffrent from us?
Cocka the crocodile :
Oh my gosh!!!!!! I saw something weird today. Why Tarzan like that wan?
Elly the elephant :
What did you saw?
Timmy,Manny and Cocka :
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Jeane :
Hold it!!!!!! one by one please...... .
Timmy the tiger:
At river I was ready to get a bath then your hubby Tarzan come in , and I ask him to join lor.
Manny the monkey :
I was up at tree at that time and Tarzan want to join Timmy to bath.
Cocka the crocodile :
I know I know after that. He take out his loin cloth.
Timmy, Manny and Cocka :
And we saw his tail not at the back but in front .
Jeane :
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