DURIAN SEASON

Durian time... the forbidden fruit dunno why they say this is forbidden fruit. And some say it was king of fruit talking about king fruit i don't this is king of fruit lah.. it should be Pisang Raja should be king of fruit... he.... he... he....

well about this forbidden fruit i have a tale about it but i not very remember about it, well here's goes this story in yinglish mode :
hikayat bermula-nya di sebuah kampung yang jauh nun didalam hutan yang terletak jauh dari penempatan manusia yang ketinggalan jauh dari arus kemodenan dan jalan berturap belum ada,jalan tanah merah pun belum ada juga...

di kampung ini penempatannya sederhana saja rumah di bina dengan kayu dan buluh. tarak teres, tarak semi-D, tarak terrence, tarak bunglow, tarak flat lau, tarak kondom, tarak condominium, tarak aparment, tarak penthouse dan tarak mansion juga tarak 2 tingkat....
all their house beratap lumbia err... rumbia sahaja no steel trust and wood trust

this kampung ar... normal got 1 leader lor they all call him tok batin. In that kampung the only couples dun have children is tok batin olny. So many thing and way he tried including eat all kind of KKC except human wan.... . So the whole kampung so sad lor , that their leader dun have offspring to next leader. then wan day their bomoh suggest to to seek help with his sifu which live up in mau turn cave. And 1 day they all go up to that mauturn to see that mastah shaman.

So at the cave that mastah shaman tell that tok batin that he dun have problem and still have strong as 10 man.that shaman mastah give to tok batin 1 magic tree and told him to plant in the center of his kampung and if that magic tree bear a fruit that mean he got son. but that mastah shaman told that tok batin if you have party , must invite him as VVIP and tok batin agree. so that tok batin is so happy and kwikly go back and plant that magic tree lor.

so a year past by that tok batin got a child lor and is a boy. wah damn happy man! like chinese man he go every where to told the good news.they have pesta keramaian for 5 days straigth forward but that tok batin keep wandering he forgot somethin'...
up in that mauturn cave that mastah shaman saw that kampung have party and that tok batin have broke the promises oledi....
he went down from that mauturn and go to that kampung.
he arrive at that kampung. ang tok batin slap at his forehead and now he remembered and forgot to invited that mastah shaman as VVIP.
the mastah shaman tu9lan oledi told that tok batin be-koz he braking the promises and guitly as charge. that mastah shaman curse that magic tree in to thorny spike and have a very bad smell and he disappear into thin air.....

that the tale about durian and now end of part 1 proceed to part 2 you all will drooling.