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Tuesday, October 31, 2006


recently i reads YTB tan tak bersri rojaks about about english use in china well yesterday as i diggin in all my old file. which i stored in my ploppy disk and tranfer to my pen drive 2.0gb
i saw 1 mail that not china olny... . but arder country too.
here some of it. i oso alter some of it.
In some Tokyo hotel room:
Is forbitten to steal towels hotel.If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis
In arder yapunis hotel :
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
(walau .... imagen dis was at lift door for 10days. although the lift was oledi fixed on 2nd days.)
In leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards,and olny when lit up?
In 1 Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin,push the wishing floor.If the cabin should enter more that person,each one should press anumber of wishing floor. Drving is then going alphabeticallyby national order.
In 1 Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily
In Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of chambermaid.
In yapunis hotel too:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
(huwah! the hotel gip the green light man)
In the lobby of a moscow hotel across from russian orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artistand writers are buried daily expect thursday.

In Austrain hotel catering to skier:
Not to perambulate the corridor in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension

In menu of swiss restaurant:
Our wine leave you nothing to hope for.

In menu of Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make;limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplins in form of finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
(i thin time wan is chinese restaurant)
In hong kong Supermarket:
For you conveince, we recommend courteous, efficient self service.

Out side hong kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have fir upstairs.

This wan at Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

This wan i think is frm news paper:
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Repuplic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

East African news paper:
Anew swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractor have thrown in bulk of their workers

In vienna hotel:
Incase of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

A sign posted in germany black forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site people of diffrent sex, for instance, man and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
(ah beng and ah lian were sleep in tent in black forest in germany.then 1 officer come and ask them whether their are different sex anot? ah beng replied "no la i'm ger la see i urinate squat.")

In zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom,it is suggested that the lobby be use for this purpose.

ok la that all la......

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