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Friday, April 13, 2007

Talk Talk

One day on veri fine day . where the weather are not so fine. Then got few animal begin talk talk

say:
Eh! Pak belang ! Wat are you doing here?
wah so free la you... . Thinking try to eat me agian?

say:
I no got apptite to eat oledi la.
beside I fell veri tired now.....

say:
Wah! tru anot? or my ear got alotsa ear wax?
you my nemesis woh?
Eh? Buaya also here? Wat is this? together gather party ar?

say:
I'm reptilian mah.........
when cold we go out from water and go to warmer place.
then sunbathing lor....
aiyah! wat la you......

say:
right la tru tru....... .
Wei! I know your face....
you are ular sawa right?
you know ha? if you name spell backward it say awas ralu
*laugh*

say:
That not funny la!

say:
Hey! I know you! I Know you.
You are The only Sang Kancil The Great..

say:
Thank You thank you.....
Finally some wan appreciate me
not like the all la ham ka link betul la.

say:
Appreciate wat?
That day you kick my butt still hurt you know?
if I got hand now la I do a 'tomb stone' to you.

say:
Of course la !
You are animal where got hand?
got paw I believe la

say:
Hah?
Sang kancil is here?
Wei I wanna a rematch with this turtle
he cheating on last race.


say:
Where got?
you been sleeping like hell under that tree.
I call you again and again and again.
you dun wan to wake up.
And, btw I'm land tortoise not turtle

say:
Yeah I saw that.
You sleeping mah and i hear he call you too.

say:
In fact now , I remember 1 thing.
That Sang Kancil hah.......
lying to me that he want to cross a river.

say:
wat he lie to you?

say:
He lie to me that got some rich people want to have party
And my species was the last wan.
And......... I fall to that trick.




*All the animal laugh*

say:
Not until I relies in big jungle ?
Where got rich people.

say:
He trick you like that not really bad lar....
Me ? Lagi teruk woh!!!!!!!!
eat poop!
MCH......
In my family history never step on poop.

say:
You eat shit?
ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ..................
WTF .............
you never see a shit before?
How he trick you?

say:
No I see before, even I know my own shit how look like
He trick me that he say he 'jaga' the sacred medicine,
who ever eat it can be come superman

say:
Huah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
you are really sohai la

say:
And 1 more he even trick me to kacau that python sleeping
That python strangle me, but luckily he didn't eat me.

say:
You know why I didn't eat you?
becoz your mouth stink! la....... .
Wat do you eat? Shit kar?
Mahai........ I lost my appetite two week man.
And why you kacau me sleeping?

say:
that Kancil trick me that was on the way to get
invincible belt
Anyone who wear it enemy kanot see him lor.
Ha... dog why you say Sang Kancil kick your butt?

say:
Neh! that day......
I follow my master go hunting after that ..
we all take a rest at waterfall.
suddenly , I feel going to wee wee lor i ran to that tree near that
waterfall lor..... then with no reason I was kick by that fler there,
and fall in stream and carried away by that flow...
Then I was pick up by some wan then he put this place

say:
I thought you are hunting me?

say:
Where got?
The hunting dog is that two german shepherd wan la
I'm the pedigree wan my master even let me sleep together.

say:
sorry lor.........
I dunno wat?
how can I repay you?

say:
Hey! how come you can come here?

say:
That lor in about two month ago I was trapped by human
that fler put inside sack and I heard he going to 'gulai' me.
I was so sked dunno how to do?
Then I got idea..... I pretend to die lor
So I go with my plan and ready to take action.
When that fler open the sack I kwikly hold my breath and stay still
That fler check me and check me again.
that fler fallin my trick , he thought I already die. And he threw me away.
Yeasterday I was caught once more, and I going to do that trick again
Pretend to die lor, so I stick with the plan.
When I woke up I find you all here.

say:
You are really sohai la......
plus the dumbest animal oso

say:
Who say I was dumbest?
If I'm the dumbest then you are the most dumbest....
your own body disappear also don't know.......
In fact your all body also disappear and you all didn't relies it.


all say:
Hah?
eh yalor........

say:
But If you say we are the most dumbest ?
how come your body can hanging in side that shop there?

say:
Yalor......
where's your body?

say:
Hah!?????
no wonder I cannot smell my butt

say:
Got sign there any wan can read kar?
Anyone can ar?

say:
I kanot woh......
my master nochet teach me that part....
I think Sang kancil can la
He's the genius......

say:
I cannot read human language...
jungle language can la

say:
That parrot it seem can understand human say.... beside that parrot
can speak human language oso Sang kancil why you ask that bird

say:
Hey you bird!
can you reas that sign for us ?
We all cannot read human language ?
will you help us?

say:
Yoh dogg wasupp......
Ok i read it for you man.....
Hm........
it say...............................................................

#OKAY LA SCROLL DOWN IF YOU WAN TO KNOW#
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"LEHBIT EXOTIC MEAT RESTAURANT"

8 comments:

AceOne118 said...

You bully lehbit muimui ka? She bite you... you dun cry ar!!

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

ace-->
ace lehbit is very tame and cute wan
she kanot bite me......

Rabbit said...

*throws carrots at pisang*

Eeek!! U bad bad!!

danielctw said...

LOL....
like this also can...nice story

Nastasshea@Nesh said...

HAhaha!! Like that also can? LOL.

Fluffy the Muffly Dog said...

Ruff ruff! Good thing I'm not part of this! Hehe!

Wennnn said...

HAhahhah Lebbit oni sell sushi la.. Dun sell exotic meat lor especially from her own kind...

janicepa said...

u can really tell stoli ar >>> somemore comes with pictures.. kakaka