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Friday, July 13, 2007

LAWAK! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

This is my 1st malay jokes. . . . . It all begin when.......

S.P. police pinkzter is doing his desk job. Then suddenly 1 man approach to her.

"cik ! Saya nak cari gaduh......"

"Apa?"

"cik...... Saya nak cari gaduh cepat la!"

"Kalau nak cari gaduh pergi ke tempat lain jangan datang sini"

"Tapi dulu mak saya cakap..... kalau nak cari gaduh datang ke sini."
"jadi saya nak cari gaduh ni..... boleh tak? "

" Awak jangan nak cari pasal di sini ...... Dah pergi balik...."

" cik ..... saya datang sini tak nak cari pasal.... saya nak cari gaduh......."
"nak cari pasal kat luar"

"Awak ni.....? ada otak ke? "

"Ada cik"

"Kalau ada kat mana? lutut awak?"

"Tidak cik.... otak kat rumah"

"Awak ni gila ke? bukan saje gila sewel pulak tu...."

"Macam mana cik tahu nama saya ni? .. saya belum bagi tahu lagi?"

"Apa dia?"

"Saya nak cari orang hilang cik... nama nya gaduh...... "

"Jadi....... nama awak ni?"

"Gila bin Sewel"

*pengsan*

4 comments:

spookygrace said...

wahaha.. heard in other version before..super funnyyy....

pinksterz said...

i am a loctor. not a policewoman.

and it's pinkSterZ. not pinkzter. :P

AceOne118 said...

Ini pinky loctor bedah and korek siasat!! wakakaka

Kenny Ng said...

LOL... itu nama orang asli ah?