Regular or Decaf

A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came
over to take his order. ". . .and to drink?" she asked. The man said he
would like coffee.*

The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the
man's lap when she stopped at the table.

"Oh my God! I am so sorry!"

"That's OK," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a
napkin. "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?"

"Regular," she replied.

"Oh great ... now this thing is going to be up all night!"

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I know what happen to you.

Well Chinese New Year still warm with everyone's visiting house to house.
This story is about ace jr. Ace jr. is 10 years old and still sucking his thumb wherever he go. Ace his father are so worried. So on this Chinese New Year ace bring his son to meet his old buddy pisang.

After chit-chating for 1 1/2 hour ace want to go home already. As normally Chinese New Year custom, pisang give red packet (ang pow) to ace jr. and he so exciting.

On way back to home ace said to his son.

"Junior did you see that uncle with big tummy?" ask ace

" Yeah " said ace jr.

"Last time he likes sucking thumb wan. So at last he got big tummy" explain ace.

Ace jr. quickly remove his hand from his mouth. The trick work. On his way back ace stop at babyfiona house to "pray a new year" to babyfiona fammily. Babyfiona now 8 month pregnant.

At that time there where a lot of people inside her house.
Ace with his junior come and they are shaking hands. Then with no reason ace jr. say very very loud

HA!........ aunty I know what happen to your tummy.

El Chupacabra

Do you know what is Chupacabra? well it came from Spanish word chupar meaning suck and cabra meaning goat or goat sucker.

It rumored to inhabit parts of America. It is associated more recently with sightings of an allegedly unknown animal in Puerto Rico, Mexico where the first sightings reports. And in Latin America communities , United States.

These creatures attacks livestock and sucks victim blood. There are some caught in action but it still unknown and cannot to prove 100% yet .
Source WIki

Well I have a prove that Chupacabra is real.










funny..... is it?

Organic Food

Now these days people cannot escape from pollution , from air to food we seem had to take this till our last breath.
Now some people plant their own food like veggie and rear some chicken if they had a piece of land at backyard of their house. And some city slicker switch to organic food because of pesticides can be harm due of long term of consumption of modern food

In this post I wanna to share to you all how to choose a food whether , it use pesticides or herbicides or what ever chemical they use in their farm.

tip 1.
See at the leaves , if got a holes that means they use in small amount, if got a lot of hole it means they doesn't use at all


Okay what about in sealed bag?
First take a bag and check the manufacturing date.

Second check the expired date, if expired didn't print on it check at the manufacturing date below it should have. (e.g. 3 month from or 3 years from manufacturing date)

Lastly check the content see it start decompose already.
And try find some alien thing in there like. . . . . . . . . . .



take off your glasses and clean it with your soft tissue.
If you wear a ray ban take off and see again in better lighting place.
If you didn't wear both of thing above just rub your eye to make sure you doesn't hallucination.



Then try to shake it off .
This make sure the alien thing is not free toys from manufacture.



And If you find it not a toy don't freak out .
It mean the manufacture really use 100% environmental friendly with no chemical at all.

U.S.O.

That's mean Unidentified Strange Object

You know now we had small "erection" up in north?

yeah yeah..... koreq koreq......... yes yes

Did you know those puteri's got a bomb treats? NO? rea...................lly kar?
aiyoh....... wai you so liddat? next time if you miss news turn on your PC or laptop lar......
notebook, blackberries, PDA, blah blah blah whatever lar........

I saw a few blog got that setory.............
you can click here and here also here
initial here

you know what objack they see .... . . . . . . . . . ?
scroll down and see la.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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ok now you can see......

WA ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka

THIS POST IS JUST FOR JOKES ONLY

Oddlinpeh

This fried-day (friday) our team will fight their power and name in Olympic ( odd-lin-peh )
at land of the dragon. yeah China. They will fight for their honor and name also. Who ever win will get a large amount of cash and if they get gold ............ . I can't imagen how if they get gold. Do you think who will the first jump into air if Malaysia team wins gold medal in badminton?

Whatever I wish my favourite team in badminton will bring at least 1 gold back to Malaysia
don't let them wipe clean out.

NO SILVER

NO BRONZE

BUT GOLD!!!!!!!! GOLD

aitelu....................... You all must advance to final.........

To Malaysian Chinese your ancestor root is there you MUST win.............


the bold word is for jokes only

Not my baby JOKING ONLY

As a normal day Dr. Ace was in his specialist clinic doing not thing and he take the rubic cube and try to turn and turn until it get all side with same color
Then his beautiful sexy nurse come in and hand him a patient that he will see the patient later.

Few second later the patient come in.

"doctor..... doctor... can you see what wrong with this baby?" ask pinky

"Hmm...... let me check 1st....." said that Dr. Ace.

after checking for few minute.

" this baby was under weight lor.......... did the baby breast feed or bottle feed?" ask Dr. Ace.

" breast feed" answered pinky

" take off your shirt i wan to check" ask Dr. Ace.

And so pinky take off her shirt.
And Dr. Ace do the normal thing that doctor do with his sexy nurse beside him.

" KNN no wonder that baby under weight...... you dunhave milk at all" xplain Dr.Ace

" who say that baby is mine? that baby is my granddot-ther but i glad i come here ledi" say pinky.

WAKA KA KA KA KA KA KA KA

3 Ah Beng Hunter.....

Ok after got back from sarawak my PC got virus and had reformat back
while in sarawak i heard 1 conversation beside the table when i having my diner
i know the name.... to protect his name i will name Ah beng and all 3 of them Ah beng
Let's begin the story.......

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3 Ah beng go in the woods to show of thier skills....
with their rifle each on .

The 1st Ah beng say I will come back with chicks.
Few minute he come back with 1 big tits.
The 2 Ah beng ask him and he say....
"I see the track mah.... then I follow the track."

The 2nd Ah beng 'beh-song' oledi then go in the woods and promise
he will come back with bigger catch.
After 1 day he came back with 1 big deer
the 2 Ah beng ask him,and he say
"I follow the scent the the track lor. so easy mah"

And so the 3rd Ah beng 'beh kam guan' oledi
I will follow what ever track what I find you see lar later!
And so few day later, 3rd Ah beng came back with
alot of beaten , bruised, bloody and totally trashed.
The 2 Ah beng ask him . and he say
"I saw the track then I smell the scent so I follow the track,
I get hit by the train."

WAKA KA KA KA KA KA KA

Talk Talk

One day on veri fine day . where the weather are not so fine. Then got few animal begin talk talk

say:
Eh! Pak belang ! Wat are you doing here?
wah so free la you... . Thinking try to eat me agian?

say:
I no got apptite to eat oledi la.
beside I fell veri tired now.....

say:
Wah! tru anot? or my ear got alotsa ear wax?
you my nemesis woh?
Eh? Buaya also here? Wat is this? together gather party ar?

say:
I'm reptilian mah.........
when cold we go out from water and go to warmer place.
then sunbathing lor....
aiyah! wat la you......

say:
right la tru tru....... .
Wei! I know your face....
you are ular sawa right?
you know ha? if you name spell backward it say awas ralu
*laugh*

say:
That not funny la!

say:
Hey! I know you! I Know you.
You are The only Sang Kancil The Great..

say:
Thank You thank you.....
Finally some wan appreciate me
not like the all la ham ka link betul la.

say:
Appreciate wat?
That day you kick my butt still hurt you know?
if I got hand now la I do a 'tomb stone' to you.

say:
Of course la !
You are animal where got hand?
got paw I believe la

say:
Hah?
Sang kancil is here?
Wei I wanna a rematch with this turtle
he cheating on last race.


say:
Where got?
you been sleeping like hell under that tree.
I call you again and again and again.
you dun wan to wake up.
And, btw I'm land tortoise not turtle

say:
Yeah I saw that.
You sleeping mah and i hear he call you too.

say:
In fact now , I remember 1 thing.
That Sang Kancil hah.......
lying to me that he want to cross a river.

say:
wat he lie to you?

say:
He lie to me that got some rich people want to have party
And my species was the last wan.
And......... I fall to that trick.




*All the animal laugh*

say:
Not until I relies in big jungle ?
Where got rich people.

say:
He trick you like that not really bad lar....
Me ? Lagi teruk woh!!!!!!!!
eat poop!
MCH......
In my family history never step on poop.

say:
You eat shit?
ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ..................
WTF .............
you never see a shit before?
How he trick you?

say:
No I see before, even I know my own shit how look like
He trick me that he say he 'jaga' the sacred medicine,
who ever eat it can be come superman

say:
Huah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
you are really sohai la

say:
And 1 more he even trick me to kacau that python sleeping
That python strangle me, but luckily he didn't eat me.

say:
You know why I didn't eat you?
becoz your mouth stink! la....... .
Wat do you eat? Shit kar?
Mahai........ I lost my appetite two week man.
And why you kacau me sleeping?

say:
that Kancil trick me that was on the way to get
invincible belt
Anyone who wear it enemy kanot see him lor.
Ha... dog why you say Sang Kancil kick your butt?

say:
Neh! that day......
I follow my master go hunting after that ..
we all take a rest at waterfall.
suddenly , I feel going to wee wee lor i ran to that tree near that
waterfall lor..... then with no reason I was kick by that fler there,
and fall in stream and carried away by that flow...
Then I was pick up by some wan then he put this place

say:
I thought you are hunting me?

say:
Where got?
The hunting dog is that two german shepherd wan la
I'm the pedigree wan my master even let me sleep together.

say:
sorry lor.........
I dunno wat?
how can I repay you?

say:
Hey! how come you can come here?

say:
That lor in about two month ago I was trapped by human
that fler put inside sack and I heard he going to 'gulai' me.
I was so sked dunno how to do?
Then I got idea..... I pretend to die lor
So I go with my plan and ready to take action.
When that fler open the sack I kwikly hold my breath and stay still
That fler check me and check me again.
that fler fallin my trick , he thought I already die. And he threw me away.
Yeasterday I was caught once more, and I going to do that trick again
Pretend to die lor, so I stick with the plan.
When I woke up I find you all here.

say:
You are really sohai la......
plus the dumbest animal oso

say:
Who say I was dumbest?
If I'm the dumbest then you are the most dumbest....
your own body disappear also don't know.......
In fact your all body also disappear and you all didn't relies it.


all say:
Hah?
eh yalor........

say:
But If you say we are the most dumbest ?
how come your body can hanging in side that shop there?

say:
Yalor......
where's your body?

say:
Hah!?????
no wonder I cannot smell my butt

say:
Got sign there any wan can read kar?
Anyone can ar?

say:
I kanot woh......
my master nochet teach me that part....
I think Sang kancil can la
He's the genius......

say:
I cannot read human language...
jungle language can la

say:
That parrot it seem can understand human say.... beside that parrot
can speak human language oso Sang kancil why you ask that bird

say:
Hey you bird!
can you reas that sign for us ?
We all cannot read human language ?
will you help us?

say:
Yoh dogg wasupp......
Ok i read it for you man.....
Hm........
it say...............................................................

#OKAY LA SCROLL DOWN IF YOU WAN TO KNOW#

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